CAN HE DO IT ?

I HAD TO CALL SANTA …(THE SANTA800 IS PROGRAMED INTO MY CELL. HEY I HAVE THREE KID’S NATHAN, SHANNEL& BUBBA. IT'S NICE TO HAVE POWER!)

I HAD TO BEG & PLEA WITH HIM … OUR CONVERSATION WENT LIKE THIS.

ME:OHH SANTA I HAVE TRIED TO BE REALLY GOOD THIS YEAR.

SANTA: WELL DESIREE, YOU HAVE MADE IT ON THE GOOD LIST SO FAR.WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

ME:ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A NEW MOTHERBOARD FOR MY COMPUTER .I AM LEARNING HOW TO HAVE A BLOG AND IT IS SURE FUN. I NEED TO POST ABOUT THE PROCESS OF THE ADVENT CALENDER, THE DOG PEEING ON THE TREE AND HIDING THE CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR THE KIDS TO NOT SEE.

SANTA:I SEE HE SAID, GO AHEAD AND SEND IT INTO TO MY ELF'S & WE WILL DO ALL WE CAN TO GET YOUR COMPUTER BACK TO GOOD HEALTH BEFOR CHRISTMAS.

ME: THANKS SANTA I.O.U. I WILL DO MY BEST TO STAY ON THE GOOD LIST, IT WILL NOT BE EASY BUT I WILL TRY!

SANTA: HO HO HO! OK DESIREE, YOU DO THAT! THE ELF’S IN THE MANUFACTURING PLANT USELY TAKE AND I SAY USELY TAKES 7 TO 10 BUSINESS DAYS.I WILL PLACE A RUSH ON IT! A FEW EXTRA MARSHMALLOWS IN THERE SNOWMAN SOUP SEEMS TO WORK WONDERS. HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY SEASON, HOPE TO SEE YOU ON CHRISTMAS. HO HO HO!

UMM…. WILL SANTA AND HIS ELF'S BE ABLE TO GET MY PC FIXED FOR CHRISTMAS? KEEP CHECKING BACK TO SEE.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!